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Chicago Pooper Scoopers: A Giant Puppy Poop CrisisJuly 4, 2024The writers of “WerePoop” bring you a brand new story: “Pooper Scoopers & The Giant Dog Poop in Chicago!” A Call to Action for “Have Doggie, We’ll Doo!!” aka MasterScoopers “And that’s how you fight the dog poop takeover in the customers’ yards. Let’s scoop it up for today, folks,” said Professor Doodle, as the students packed their books and carry-on scoopers into their backpacks. They were approaching the end of the semester, and soon they would be going into the field, taking on poop scooping jobs throughout Chicago and putting their learning into practice. Kira was one of
Dog Poop Removal & The Mysterious ChihuahuasJune 3, 2020 Florence Howling invited our dog poop removal experts from Jefferson Park for some coffee to explain the mysterious poop situation in her yard and the parties she throws for her artist friends. But a new question emerges: why are these parties always taking place on the full moon?! Let’s find out… “Meet The Howlings” – 5 Part Series Howling Family Schedules Dog Poop Clean Up Service The Mysterious Dog Waste Removal of Highland Park Night Owls and The Amazing Pooper Scooper Service Dog Poop Removal and the Mysterious Chihuahuas Part 5: coming soon… *** The chat over coffee in
Night Owls and The Amazing Pooper Scooper ServiceMay 28, 2020 In Our Previous Part… The Master Scoopers made an unusual discovery during their first scheduled pooper scooper service with the Howling Family… despite the several demolition grade garbage bags of dog poop removed from the yard, the Howlings only have 2; chihuahuas?! Find out what happens next! “Meet The Howlings” – 5 Part Series Howling Family Schedules Dog Poop Clean Up Service The Mysterious Dog Waste Removal of Highland Park Night Owls and The Amazing Pooper Scooper Service Dog Poop Removal and the Mysterious Chihuahuas Part 5: coming soon… *** First Meeting With Night Owls For Pooper Scooper Service
The Dog Waste Removal of Highland ParkMay 13, 2020 In Our Previous Part… Florence Howling calls Have Doggie, We’ll Doo! (aka The Master Scoopers) for monthly dog poop cleanup service. As one of our Senior Canine Waste Technicians begins performing our best-in-class, graceful, and exquisite dog waste removal servicing some sizable turds, he meets Irene’s neighbor. She was looking for a dog waste management system that keeps her kids away from dog waste. She watches us while collecting the dog poop and was impressed. I told her that we also offer highland park waste management services along with dog poop clean-up services at residencies. Let me tell you
Dog Poop Pick Up, White Glove Style, for The Howling FamilyMay 12, 2020Highland Park resident Mr. and Ms. Howling schedule monthly dog poop pick-up service, but a very important detail seem to be missing. Read as the mystery unravels in this 5 part series. “Meet The Howlings” – 5 Part Series Howling Family Schedules Dog Poop Clean Up Service The Mysterious Dog Waste Removal of Highland Park Night Owls and The Amazing Pooper Scooper Service Dog Poop Removal and the Mysterious Chihuahuas Part 5: coming soon… *** “We got a new lead!” exclaims Diane, as she quickly jotted down the phone number on the screen into her leather-bound contact book. Ivan, who’s
